A movie with a prefix and a subtitle must suck.

A movie with a prefix and a subtitle must suck.

Like the coal boss meeting place, a signboard is not enough, must be set with a big gold frame, set with bright silver edge, lest others do not know that I am a big production that has spent money.

up to "Yang Guifei, a woman of the Dynasty," I have summed up the rules: all domestic bad films must have a gaudy name, just like a coal boss's meeting place, and a signboard is not enough, it must be framed with gold and set with bright silver edges. Lest others don't know that I am a big production that has cost a lot of money.?

 

even famous women such as Yang Guifei need "Women of the Dynasty" to be crowned; Fuchunshan Ju Tu is too high but too small, so it has to add a "secret of heaven" in front of it to make an adventure blockbuster; Yangmen female general is well-known, but the director may feel that the momentum is not enough, so he must add a "military order like a mountain" at the back; those who also like to engage in the "White-haired Magic Girl's Mingyue Heavenly Kingdom" are also fond of "the White-haired Witch's Mingyue Heavenly Kingdom". However, the most insane is the one behind Taiping (part 1).


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the great prosperity of the film industry is a bit like China, which has just become rich. People are suddenly rich, but the order has not yet been established, because in New China, there are only local tycoons but no aristocrats, and everything is new. When the big boss has the money, he wants to make money in movies, and he can buy Fan Bingbing with both fame and fortune. When the rich woman has the money, she wants to buy LV, and also wants to have plastic surgery as Fan Bingbing.


 Fan Bingbing is red because she is the epitome of this era. Beauty is naked beauty, which means awl face, big eyes, and a high nose. Do you think Liu Wen's single eyelids are more tasteful? Zhao Wei's square face has more tension? Is there a different world for Faye Wong's garlic nose? I'm sorry, we don't have time to appreciate it. We just want to attack your eyeball directly without negotiation.  
 

We still don't know what taste is and what is characteristic; we don't have time to wear it painstakingly. Buying the most expensive one is the easiest. The toilet seat in Japan must be better than the domestic one, and the iPhone is the best phone. It doesn't matter whether we are 200 jin fat women or 40 jin small bamboo poles. When we went to the plastic surgery hospital, we all shook Fan Bingbing's photo: "Doctor, I want to do this!"

 

Culture is not important, art is not important, history is not important, Yang Guifei is even less important, Fan Bingbing is the three words that matter. The story is not too much literature and art, too much literature and art are dangerous, either do not sell money or fail the trial; we do not want to see Yang Guifei arrogant, do not watch Yang Guifei climb ashes, do not watch Yang Guifei compete for a favor, do not watch Yang Guifei sing and dance, we only need to watch Fan Bingbing play a Mary Su Guifei, Bailianhua is the most acceptable; the story of eulogizing true love is the safest; eulogizing the great righteousness of the world is more important than the private love of children. Even though it was the rest of the game since Zhang Yimou's Hero.

 

because we are poor and scared, we are in a hurry to buy LV; because we are used to being ugly, we are in a hurry to cut bones. We don't want people to know that our grandparents used to be big farmers with pie faces, so we try our best to make money. Because we are in such a hurry, we will do whatever it takes; because we want to be red too much, the hidden rules are nothing; so when we finally come ashore, we are in a hurry to wash white and focus on being a lotus flower, eager to announce that we are still a virgin; so our imperial concubine became an independent and faithful woman in the Tang Dynasty, just want to simply love someone, love is priceless. Fan Bingbing has only two expressions: to convey innocence with a pout, to perform a sex scene with a frown, and to convey all negative emotions. Fan's acting skills are enough for this story, except for a scene in which the imperial concubine is drunk and becomes a famous prostitute.


 because the story is so mediocre that there is no point, we can only use "Ma Zhen" as the topic. After all, the porn card is the most immediate. Save a lot of public money at once. What? Hacked? It doesn't matter, it shows that there is a concern, black to the depths of the natural red, afraid that you will not come black. The world is in such a mess, just make some money and go.